What it feels like to have a hangover in your mid-twenties

1) You wake up thinking you never even slept.
2) You wake up thinking about some things/people who are not meant to be thought of
3) You wake up thinking "I'm really too old to be doing this".
4) You wake up thinking "I really just want a piece of french toast. RIGHT NOW."
5) You wake up thinking "I really want to take a dump on the can."
6) You wake up with last night's club music still playing in your head, in this case, it's Britney's "Hold it against me".
7) You wake up with a MASSIVE, incorrigible headache.


"If you don't drink, then all of your stories suck and end with "And then I got home"." -Jim Jefferies