I'm feeling hippy today
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Fact
Fact:
When I take public transport, I plug into my ipod and sometimes I pretend I'm in a music video.
When I take public transport, I plug into my ipod and sometimes I pretend I'm in a music video.
Sunday, July 3, 2011
What it feels like to have a hangover in your mid-twenties
1) You wake up thinking you never even slept.
2) You wake up thinking about some things/people who are not meant to be thought of
3) You wake up thinking "I'm really too old to be doing this".
4) You wake up thinking "I really just want a piece of french toast. RIGHT NOW."
5) You wake up thinking "I really want to take a dump on the can."
6) You wake up with last night's club music still playing in your head, in this case, it's Britney's "Hold it against me".
7) You wake up with a MASSIVE, incorrigible headache.
"If you don't drink, then all of your stories suck and end with "And then I got home"." -Jim Jefferies
2) You wake up thinking about some things/people who are not meant to be thought of
3) You wake up thinking "I'm really too old to be doing this".
4) You wake up thinking "I really just want a piece of french toast. RIGHT NOW."
5) You wake up thinking "I really want to take a dump on the can."
6) You wake up with last night's club music still playing in your head, in this case, it's Britney's "Hold it against me".
7) You wake up with a MASSIVE, incorrigible headache.
"If you don't drink, then all of your stories suck and end with "And then I got home"." -Jim Jefferies
Saturday, July 2, 2011
enough is enough is enough
I need to deploy my sympathies elsewhere.
Period.
Period.
Friday, July 1, 2011
A limited perspective on net-casters
A report I submitted to MOJ, reviewed and approved by the "Queen" herself.
This might end up as some sort of partial philosophy thesis.
Why men/women cast nets.
By Joyce T.
It all boils down to one word: loneliness
Human beings do not stand alone. We’re constantly seeking out groups/cliques/categories to belong to. We label ourselves. We HAVE to move in packs.
If one is alone, he/she feels compelled by social stigma to find one or more individuals to bond so that he/she does not feel “loser-ish”.
What CK did was a classic, textbook case of “needing” someone by his side. We could put it down to several possible reasons:
1) He may be the only one, or one of the few ‘leftovers’ in his social circle and feels the need to fit in with the rest of his friend, thus, needing a partner. Nothing morally wrong with that. It is a natural process.
2) His biological clock is ticking, and his evolutionary instincts are telling him to find the ‘right’ one—the person who he deems fit to be the mother of his future child who would carry on his ‘fine genes’. This again, has nothing morally wrong about it. Merely survivor of the fittest. If he doesn’t find someone, he would be deemed useless in our ecosystem and in the next generation of evolution, his type/genes will be lost.
3) He could be a stereotypical male-human being in our society, the kind who only thinks with their dick, in which case, he would be a dick himself and that is morally wrong. This reason is most easily determined by behavioural symptoms. However, we do not have enough evidence to establish if CK is acting upon his manly instincts.
4) Other reasons that I could not think of on my teeny tiny puny brain. Not at this time, without any caffeine infused into my bloodstream.
Similarly, women are guilty of the same above charges, not so much of (3), but we certainly cannot say there aren’t any. We’ve to give them the benefit of the doubt that they are doing this sub-consciously. Suppose X is dating A,B,C and D and finally ends up with E, we cannot accuse X of being a promiscuous bitch/dick. We have to consider the possibility of A,B,C and D not being the right fit and X needs to go on these dating rounds to finally determine that E is for him/her. We could cross-reference to points (1) and (2) above-mentioned and just blame it on evolution.
In conclusion, if CK sincerely meant no harm in doing what he did, the only reaction would be to accept that you were part of a “biological experiment”, suck thumb and let go.
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